My next big adventure is running a goat farm. I just need a few lessons from the grumpy cowboy who's been volunteered to help.
Nearly the big 5-0, I decide it's time to put down roots, but life without adventure is no fun. So, I buy a goat farm.
I anticipate smelly livestock and a steep learning curve because I've never owned even a parakeet, let alone a four-legged creature.
What surprises me is the redhead-hating, built-like-a-linebacker cowboy who's supposed to teach me all about goats. He doesn't seem to like those either.
He teaches me what I need to know, but even when I'm running things on my own, he keeps coming around.
I fall head over heels. He just wants to be friends.
How many stars do I have to wish on to get this guy to change his mind?